....(hey).*
That may sound hollow and slightly forced of me, but if you have yet to realize, I haven't updated since Halloween. This isn't to say that I finally made it! I finally became that normal run-of-the-mill person I always wanted to be, but rather, I submitted to my baser instincts of running away and giving up on this blog.
But George! Why ever would you do a thing like that when this blog is amazing and wonderful like you and your luscious** hair?
To which I reply, I know. I know, my hair is luscious. It was for a silly reason really, and, because it is me, it was a really awkward reason. So the promise of giving you a daily awkward post has been cut off, as I know you were dying to have some. At the same time, finals and writing projects came up scarily quick for me, but I've missed you. I'm not a full person without you Squawkward Blog. I trip down the hallway and have no one to share it with because A) Telling people you tripped down a couple of stairs isn't really a good story when you're hanging with friends*** and B) My overwrought mind needed the catharsis of sharing this with you, whoever you are really.
I will admit that I did need that break to think of nothing and actually fall asleep for a full eight hours. Without school, all I had to focus on was work and the emotional boy problems of my friends around me****, so let's call that vacation and during actual vacation I won't put you off.
Deal?
Who am I kidding you have no hands!
*Did you remember how they used to do that in Felicity?
Felicity: Hey
Ben (whispering): (hey)
I never wanted her to end up with Ben, who thought wooing a girl was whispering to her. Team Noel!
**Luscious is a relative definition and a girl can dream can't she?
***According to my friends, when they ask me how my day was, telling them I crossed the street safely isn't news. Now if I was hit by a car battling a dinosaur then that is news worth sharing.
****I realized quite recently how grown-up I've become when I was sitting with a few friends of mine who were bemoaning their love lives. I ruined the Sex and the City moment by making gag noises as they shared their worries over emotions. I'll grow up one day.