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October 31, 2011

your costume is mistaken for proper clothing

I went into work dressed as Sherlock Holmes today! Complete with deerstalker hat and pipe, which I tied around my neck for optimum visual correlation. So all of this complete with a houndstooth skirt, sweater, ridiculous knee high socks, and crime-stalking loafers, made me set for solving mysteries with the powers of deduction! Huzzah! Only. I tend to dress weird anyway, or dress with a persona, so my brilliantly thought out costume* was pretty much missed by mostly by everyone. I mean, my boss's husband was around the store putting up Christmas decorations all day, and I worked half the day with my other coworker, both of them didn't realize I was what I was wearing was an attempt** at a costume.

I actually got a few customers who asked where I got my hat from. And, in retrospect, I can understand why they seemed confused when I told them that I got it at Party City.

Kenny, my boss' hubby and also co-owner of the store, just thought I was wearing some fashionable hat.   This also explains why he kept making comments about how funny my hat was for having two brims.  He eventually got it when I was talking to him, and I put the pipe in my mouth***.  Like a light bulb, his face brightened with recognition and pointed at me.  "You're like Sherlock Holmes!"

Hat on head.  Pipe in mouth.  Excellent deduction.  We do him proud.



 *I actually almost forgot about it being Halloween. Good thing, Pamela hangs her deerstalker hat near her door or I would've been normal today.

 **A stupendous attempt at that!

***I found myself doing this often, despite the fact that the pipe wasn't real and didn't blow bubbles.

I guess I dress so out of the box usually, that a deerstalker and a pipe necklace is just acceptable for me.

(Yes.)