Dear Past Georgette,
We need to talk.
I understand that you’re in a hurry some mornings, and that issues*
sometimes occur, but please stop leaving the entire contents of our closet on
our bed. It’s so annoying to come
back home, tired and ready to sink into our mattress and pillows, only to be
hindered by your actions. It’s
very inconvenient, and it results in clothes on the floor, which Future Georgette
will have to clean later, and I really don’t want to read and write a letter
from her later.
Sincerely,
Present Georgette (unless I’m reading this later. Then again
by the time I’ve gotten to the end of this sentence, this signature is dated)
*Such as everything in your closet simply not working for you, like your body's physical shape just rejects all of the clothes you own.