A real conversation today...
Person: I don't think gay people should be allowed to get married.
Me (as calmly as possible): Why do you say that?
Person: It's wrong. It says so in The Bible.
Me: So you don't think that same-sex couples should have the same benefits as any married couple?
Person: They don't have to get married. They can just have the benefits. But marriage should be between a man and a woman, like in The Bible.
Later on...
Person: What's the weather outside?
Me (derisive): I don't know. What does your bible say?
Person (dangerously): Don't start with me.
Me (whispering to myself): Science.